Our Pizza-cratic Oath
We, Dr. Dough Pizza Practitioner, promise, for the love of all things Pizza, that we will fulfill according to our ability and judgment this oath and this covenant:
To hold my Italian Ancestors and my Chicago Roots that taught me the art of creating the perfect pizza pie as irreplaceable and invaluable to our pizza craft. To make an oath to our Customers that we will deliver a pie worthy of their expectations and cravings every time. To teach any and all this art, if they so desire to learn it, without fee and covenant.
We will create cheesy goodness for the benefit of the hungry according to our ability and judgment; We will keep them from frozen / premade pizzas for their own good.
We will never give a premade pizza to anybody who asks for it, nor will we make a suggestion to this effect. In purity and holiness, we will guard our fresh, homemade crust, sauce and special blend of cheeses and toppings with our lives.
We will not use ordinary seasonings, cheese or toppings so as to surprise and delight the taste buds of all who partake of our pies.
Whatever houses our pies may visit will do so with the pure intent of benefitting those who dine there. A money-back satisfaction guarantee accompanies each and every pie.
What we hear from our treasured Customers during the course of their pizza experience, we will use solely to improve and completely satisfy that Customer and those to come.
If we at Dr. Dough Pizza Practitioner fulfill this oath and do not violate it, may it be granted to us to enjoy Pizza and the gift of sharing it with the People, our People, forever.